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Stephan Leonard Groth

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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2005|03:27 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
This journal has been disconnected. Hang up and dial agent_groth.

(no subject) [Oct. 2nd, 2005|07:24 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |irateirate]
[music |Kathy's Song BY MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]

I'm back, fuckers. Like my new dye job?

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(no subject) [Aug. 30th, 2005|08:31 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |predatorypredatory]

Note from Senior Sibling:
Today Senior Sibling woke up, Senior Sibling felt like going on a killing spree. synth_eskil, synth_tarja, synth_groth, alas_vivica, mypoisonkisses, synth_steve, bryanthmessiah, aliyah_aston, synth_andy, hantise_douce and synth_sariah are now all dead.
mansonsjournal, synth_joey, melantha_selene, tinaroot and synth_amy all escaped under Senior Sibling's nose.
Naturally, since tmg1269 and synth_chibi were not at the Synth Mansion, they are not dead, either.
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(no subject) [Aug. 19th, 2005|10:09 am]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |25 Cromwell St. BY ME!!!!!!!!]

Vivica's finally been released! Yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!
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Fun Photos of Trenty, Bri-Bri, and company!!!! [Aug. 4th, 2005|08:58 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |happyhappy]
[music |Something called Dooset Daram that Naghavi's playing]

It seems Trent and his little friends are all due to die for reenacting I Spit On Your Grave with the owner of a New Orleans voodoo shop.
Before they die, I've decided to post lots and lots of embarrassing, funny, and/or gross photos as a parting present.

Revenge is a dish best served coldCollapse )
P.S. Sorry to hear about your sister, Trenty. That's gotta hurt!!
P.S.S. Sorry about your boyfriend's soon-to-be death, Jess.
P.S.S.S. You guys should be glad the little voodoo priestess didn't tend you into zombies like in The Serpent and the Rainbow and then let you be buried alive!!! Mwahahaha!!!
P.S.S.S.S. But does anyone know what 'dooset daram hamisheh' means?
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(no subject) [Aug. 4th, 2005|03:56 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |irateirate]
[music |Rollergirl BY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Hahahahaha! It seems that Trent and his 'tard buddies are going to die! This is the third happiest day of my life!!
Ne way, I'm still pissed off at Jan. The old fart is constantly lecturing me about Vivica. You know, the usual, "Son, your mother doesn't approve of her and I agree with your mother's judgment."
Could he be any more pussywhipped?
Furthermore, he's not one to be talking. He got Lise pregnant with me when she was 18 and he was 25.
Parents are such trash.

Pictures of my idiot fatherCollapse )
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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2005|12:56 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Ashes to Ashes by ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Vivica and I are back together again. I confronted her about sleeping with Andy and she flippantly admitted it.
I slapped her, she slapped me, we got into a fight, ladidadida, and we ended up having hot, hip-grinding sex.
Post-coitus, I admitted that Marianne and Tiff don't scream and claw my back like she does and she admitted that Andy has a two-inch dick. All in all, not so bad.
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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2005|03:11 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |satisfiedsatisfied]
[music |Invade My Heart Tonight - Fairlight Children]

I got a phone call from Jan today. He was screaming at me for being so flippant to Lise. "YOU SHOULD SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR MOTHER!!!" and blah, blah, blah.
Stupid old man. I'll be very happy when they both croak.
I had lunch today with Tiff and Marianne. Tiff asked if Vivica is still the callow, manipulative brat she always was and I just smiled and said that she was. After lunch, we checked into the Park Plaza Hotel-Berlin and had a threeway.
Good stuff.
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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2005|07:07 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |Pikachu BY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I have decided to turn over a new leaf, of sorts. I have presents for Trent, Brian, and Jeordie!! I just KNOW you guys will love them!!!

For TrentCollapse )

For Brian and JeordieCollapse )
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(no subject) [Jul. 25th, 2005|05:50 pm]
Stephan Leonard Groth
[mood |worriedworried]
[music |Burning Heretics BY ME, OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!]

It seems that my mother has an account now... *Winces*
Eskil! Where are you? We need to go visit Puder Weiß for more cocaine!!
I need cocaine to deal with my mother!! I'd rather deal with the Norwegian army again than my mother!!!! *Sobs*
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